Futuristic fish attacks

Blade E., Staff Writer

March 29, 2018

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Dr. Sheryl Budd's usually quiet science room has recently had its patch of pandemonium. With all the distractions that her students were faced with, they just could not keep their chemicals apart. Budd's students accidentally...

Science teacher unveils new lacrosse team

Blade E., Writer

March 29, 2018

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In a second story classroom at AHS Dr. Sheryl Budd passes on her knowledge of genetics and microbiology, but out on the field, lab safety rules are unimportant. Budd has recently taken up the role of head coach of the brand new...

Splash in AHS History

Sarah Y., Editor-in-Chief

March 29, 2018

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On May 29, Ashland High School will be reopening the swimming pool located under the gym floor. This pool will be open to students, faculty members, and the public. There will be an admission fee of $5 per person. However, the...

Black Panther Review

Tate Wick, Sports Editor

March 29, 2018

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Black Panther, the newest addition to the recent family of superhero movies, has been a total disaster. Many critics have already named the movie "the worst film of 2018," but I for one refuse to watch the film, for I already ...

AHS’s own to compete in 2020 Tokyo Olympics

Sarah Y., Editor-in-Chief

March 29, 2018

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AHS's own Tate Wick (10) is off to the Olympics in Tokyo, Japan. He has been training for the past 26 years in order to go to the Olympics for golf. "It is a great honor to be able to go to the Olympics. I have always been...

A-Files exposed as a reality, student body fearing for their lives

Allison A., Editor-in-Chief

March 29, 2018

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Ashland High School's start of the school year back in August of 2017 promised exciting new changes such as the reopening of the pool for student use, the helicopter pad placed on top of the building to ensure safety, and the...

Broadway musical features AHS teacher

Shirleeah P., News and Entertainment Editor

March 29, 2018

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"I love singing and dancing, especially KISS songs. Being on stage just gives me so much joy," said Eric Alberty. Alberty has recently been cast as all four main characters for the new upcoming Broadway musical KISS: The Mus...

Editorial

Shirleeah P., News and Entertainment Editor

March 29, 2018

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With many new television shows starting to air, we must remember and honor the show that made history. Avatar: The Last Airbender was a show that completely shaped our childhood and still has lessons that we can learn from eve...

Prom becomes a night to remember by including underclassmen

Allison A., Editor-in-Chief

March 29, 2018

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Ashland High School's annual prom event just got better. This year, to mark the 97th annual prom dance, freshman and sophomores are now invited to attend as well. "I've always believed it to be unfair to dis-include freshman...

Tate’s Hair Tips

Tate W., Editor

March 29, 2018

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Every day, people ask me how I do it. “How do you get your hair to look so good?” When people hear my secret, they are blown away. Here are a few of my signature one-step hair-care tips that will allow you to HACK YOUR ...

Facts with Nick

Nick D., Staff Writer

March 29, 2018

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Students of Ashland High School and weirdos who stalk Ashland High School, I am here to share with you some common and not so common facts. Snakes don't bark. The sun was actually man made. Tate is Jewish. If you don'...

Presidents Must be Celebrities

Nick D., Staff Writer

March 29, 2018

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A law is passing which says in order to run for president, he/she must already be a celebrity. No other requirements except being famous. Everyone has heard the rumors about Kanye running for president in 2020. This is what sparked...

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